TINY TALES

Where I tried to rhyme with ridiculous stories, and then create characters around them.

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Ruby was in love with a skull named Santino,

she found him on a trip down to Reno.

She takes him to parties,

which scares all the hotties.

Her friends ask her to cast it aside

but no way! Its her ride or die.

If you disagree you’ll get a black eye.

I’m tall and thin,

they call me Silver Queen,

I’m sixty and thriving,

last week I was diving.

Today I dance under the moonlight

Shim Sham Shimmy

I don’t care what they say,

I’m gray but I slay.

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